I would just about bet you the owner is a pedant BMW owner asshole. With a bike like this, that is actually a good sign that it received lavish loving care. I used to ride with folks like this and while you hoped you would never be like that guy it often seemed to happen anyways.

Price is a little on the high side, but not by much. Negotiating room there.

Some variants of the engine have a hemispherical combustion chamber....so, technically “that thing got a Hemi”.

The stuff that really worked was when they’d pan to show the woman moving creepily in the background. Enjoyed seeing that with no stingers.

A weird hobby is joining an HOA and insisting on overreach and enforcement of ridiculous HOA rules.

Cars are not a “weird” hobby. Fuck HOA’s.

“Pulls and reseals” engine, but does not complete manual swap in the process?  Should have read “slathered RTV over all the leaks my arms could reach.”  Waving the BS flag so hard, I’m having to switch hands because my shoulder’s getting tired.

Also, if you happen to know a foster family, ask them how you can support them! We don’t live near our own families and find it hard to find people who can provide babysitting. A couple of different people have encouraged and helped us by going through background checks and caring for our kids while we get a date or…

This generally means children under the age of seven, or adult men with long-standing authority issues.

His taco scene made me smile.  I’m down with a kind Hulk.

Just to be clear - they remove the sunroof for this to fit, right?

I met him at a sci-fi convention a decade or so ago and he was genuinely friendly and fun to listen to. His story about filming the forest scenes for Return of the Jedi in “Bigfoot country” (northern California) got a good laugh. I will definitely treasure the Chewbacca action figure he autographed for me.

The golden ring of hell.

Oh brother... All the poor VFX artists slaving away in front of their computers from now until November working 22 hour days on the fucking Sonic The Hedgehog movie. It sounds like the lowest ring of hell.

I find it amusing that rich people would use GoFundMe instead of using say their own money to fight this.

I live across the street from a Home Depot and while it isn’t my preferred hardware store, the convenience is just too hard to ignore.

This applies to shade tree auto repair, as well.  Every. Single. Time.

Okay, okay, sure, it’s a wildly unreliable 40+ year old Italian car, I get that. But it’s so damn cool! Look at that thing! Nice price because I’m a nostalgic moron.

This was the best version I’ve seen of this...