Don’t worry, David.

Of course this would be a topic of discussion. Someone always has to find the littlest details to complain about and make it into an issue.

Because you are shut out of this economy and nobody has given a shit about you your whole life except to go out of their way to make sure you understand you are not a full human because you are brown.

No idea where this started but it’s been popular in Philly for years. Just a part of new urban kid culture I guess. Plus it’s easy to evade pretty much anything on a dirt bike (present subject matter aside).

forcing him to swerve on a bike he absolutely does not know how to use

Comes up to a Cadillac driver.

Jeep,

Totally agree, electric dirtbikes are a perfect application. Most people who own them just want to go rip around for a few hours here and there. Range isn’t really a matter of how far you can go, it’s how long you’re out for before heading back home.

No, I think he need to go to the post office to mail something to Utah maybe? 

Assuming my internal organs are roughly equivalent to a lawn mower engine, I’ve been running this experiment for decades. 

David, I swear there was something else on your to-do list besides watching youtube videos... What was it, now? 

This person speaks the truth.

The plaid seats alone make this car worth the price. They look like one of Herb Tarlek’s suits.

Wagon, AWD, Stick, Clean, under $2500.

Random tidbit-Naval uniform pants were (are?) bell bottoms specifically so they could be used as an emergency flotation device. Don’t know if they were meant to be used this way or not though.

This is why dungarees in the Navy were bell bottom.... so you could slide them over your boots easily and employ this technique. Proud to say, I still have mine. Probably wouldn’t fit though.

I took an Amtrak train once from Syracuse to NYC. It was an awesome experience and I’d do it again in a heartbeat. Amtrak crews are generally pretty relaxed. We got off the train at one point, bought a case of beer at the station, and carried it back on board. They don’t care one bit. 

Well now you know why these weren’t just a fashion statement...

Jeans, for example, aren’t perfectly watertight but they’ll hold air better than you would think.

The Boy Scouts have been teaching this technique for at least 35 year.