Pictured: you.

And, lest we forget, voting Stein is a mistake not only because she can’t win, but because it would independently be a terrible thing if she DID win. She’s a complete frickin’ whackadoodle.

But won’t somebody think of the white people? Their (well, our) feefees are getting hurt just all over the place whenever someone says “racism” or “misogyny” aloud. Sure, every non-straight-white-male stands to be utterly fucked by a Trump presidency (and frankly most straight white males would be boned as well), but…

Not dumb, just historically Zeppos, as it were.

Educated guess by a Gryffinclaw (I don’t care what Pottermore says, I am not a gorram Hufflepuff).

For those unfamiliar:

Ten points to Ravenclaw for the Eddie Izzard reference in the tag.

Gaga leaves it on a table without a triangle fold: Commie bitch.

Classified is a general term for information which would injure or at least hinder national security efforts if released inappropriately. “Confidential” is the lowest classification level in the US national security apparatus, including State, stepping up to “secret” and “top secret.”

State has a separate system for handling classified info up to secret. Sterile network accessible only in CAAs, one-way communication from (not to) low side. TS and higher handling is obviously even more stringent.

Hoover was a top-ten all-time monster in the U.S. government rankings. I think Comey just got played by the Congressional GOP, who didn’t even know they were playing him.

Comey, a lifelong Republican—John “Eagles Soar” Ashcroft’s deputy AG ferchrissakes:

Easy. Your country Our species is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

If I ever had witty retorts, I’m definitely out of ‘em now, so....

Mormons make up a big chunk of the State Department, too; somehow they managed to work under HRC and not assplode.

She... did release the e-mails. That’s what the FBI was reading to see if she should be in trouble.

Okay, Sparky, let’s play fill-in-the-blank: “the U.S. never uses military force overseas and __________________ results.”

The greater good is forcing change in a broken system.

Yes. I’m a youthful 145.

FTFY, Suze:

Your namesake would not approve of your lame-ass comment, gotta say.