oh nice, I don’t need to write my spicy counter-take anymore. this is it
didn’t even have to twist your arm to get you to give me hand
this, pretty much
yeah, for me, when it comes to auto chess and underlords, “mobile” mostly means “can be played in bed when I don’t feel like sitting”
can’t speak for ethan, but it’s usually a pretty calculated consideration on our parts (though everybody approaches it a bit differently). I can think of several fan games I haven’t written about because they didn’t have much exposure, and if I’d put them on the site, it probably would’ve been curtains for their…
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And now there’s a guy getting people hyped up for esports. “Let’s! Do! This! Shiiiiiit!” he shouted to extremely muted applause.
“When heroes need help, they turn to the gods. When gods need help, they turn to you.” So you’re sort of like the anti-Kratos, I guess.
It’s got a painterly style to it. A really pretty nature environment.
Introducing a new game now. And I mean really introducing it. This introduction has been going for A While.
“We firmly believe you’ll be screaming as loudly as our colleagues did when they first got to play it.” Uhhhh, are your colleagues OK?
Ubisoft people keep doing the video game press conference equivalent of “please clap,” and it’s both weird and a little depressing.
Time for Ubisoft’s most poorly kept secret. It’s called Roller Champions.
The future sure is... something we’re gonna have to deal with, I guess.
Love to subscribe over here. All about regular payments of $14.99 for perks that are minuscule in the grand scheme of things. Stoked for the inevitable day when literally every publisher and platform has one of these.
Oh hooray, another subscription service.
I hope it’s Rayman.
His shirt, though. It’s a skull made of cats.
*reads paper* ah, I’m told he’s a developer on The Division.