Oddly they did hit Steph Curry with one during the Portland series though. 

That gust of wind caused by someone opening the arena door really hit him hard on that play. 

I’m going to guess Scottsdale because anyone with money lives there or farther northeast in Fountain Hills. 

There’s no logic in this list; 6’4” is too tall without the perks of being really freaking tall (6’8” and taller when you have an unreasonably high chance it as a professional b-ball player as professional player) yet nothing fits you. 6’5” and 6’6” are better but still not good. As someone who’s 6’5” I’d rather be…

Hancock citizen blows wad, ref facialized.

The Texans are saving those to trade for Nick Chubb at the trade deadline. 

That’s way better than me getting to blurt our answers to questions directed at 10 year olds at the California Academy of Sciences when they were talking about owl wings.

Frankly you can’t be friends with someone who cannot turn the sounds off on their phone. That’s the real issue here.

Two games over 0.500, inconceivable!

It’s how Jane Eyre started too. 

Charlotte Bronte would be proud. 

True, but kickers aren’t “football men” despite being the only men who use their feet

Great, now we’re going to get another movie about a fan the Eagles just brought in off the streets to play for them, only this time starring Liam Hemsworth. 

Ah the beautiful game!

That would be great because there is no such thing as a private beach in California, and I would definitely start a charter boat business to ferry protesters, hip hop groups, and/or nudists (basically people Trump doesn’t want to have to see) to whatever beach is closest to him. I’ll even rent waders so people aren’t…

I came here to point out that he had what I consider a factual statement: “I’m sure I’m probably wrong.”

I feel the need to pedantically point out that a football field is 23.42 yards (53 yards minus the 6 yards 6 inches between hashmarks divided by two) from the near hashmark to the sideline, and that the play-call on that run was, like all Carolina coaching decisions, terrible. 

If school teachers can recognize abuse and make $47,000-76,000, then someone making $633,000 ($512,000 2007 dollars) sure as shit can to. And if daycare employees and people that work with disabled adults can recognize abuse and be mandated reporters for basically minimum wage, then maybe we should be paying football…

Did you watch the most recent Denver Broncos game Newton was in? Carolinas medical staff consists of Dr. Dre and Andrew Wakefield.