+1 act of god

My understanding is that most of the budget actually goes to a nice selection of gift baskets

Seahawks bro

Sad to see that Dan Gilbert statement doesn’t make use of Comic Sans :(

Big deal. I have three sons, and all of them are chess champions who are not chess champions. Where’s my story???!?!?!111

Fuck yes it is.

I was a Chargers fan when he was playing with the Seahawks and I hated seeing Cortez Kennedy come to town. Just a really, really good player. RIP.

I don’t think you can jump to any conclusions on this until we see who gets suspended for the dildo

I just got my Dash back online last week. That fucking thing can still stream ‘Friends’ off my Netflix account in addition to being the best alarm clock I’ve ever had.

Do you suppose the guitar player for the band Ratt would show up at something like this in a Ratt t-shirt?

That’s a crime now?!?

I’m meeting this comment halfway, across the sky

Are you telling me that Ricky Martin is gay?!?

I just had to get an IRS tax transcript for immigration purposes. I wasn’t able to get the online process to work but they sent me my transcript in the mail quickly. Took about ten minutes of effort and I had the transcript in hand within a week.

Don’t hop a fence to do it and you are fine.

LOL, Adams’ most enduring contribution will certainly be this bad boy.

Perhaps there was a Sharknado involved?

Aw man, he wasn’t trying to get away, he was just taking the customary victory lap.

After his jerseys stop selling and the Mets cut him he should sign with the Nets.

come on now, he’s just checking Cousins’ oil there.