Thats only designed to stop women, not concussions. 

Narcissism can’t be cured.

Of course they’re not going to let him play with the same helmet he’s played in his whole career. A Steelers helmet would look stupid with a Raiders uniform.

I too like to diagnose people whom I’ve never met while sitting on my couch. I use WebMD and reruns of House MD to come up with answers. What do you use?

Low key best part is Brown painting his helmet similar to the Raiders colors and trying to sneak it on field like some cartoon villain wearing a mop to pretend they have long hair. 

“At the end of the day we’re all gonna’ die and someone has to deal with it.”

I gotta admit, I would have assumed a story involving three baseball players and their wives would have included a sex tape and not a discussion about gun and race in America. So this story is just filled with surprises.  

Gotta admit, in a story involving three baseball players and their wives, I did not think an overwhelming majority would have reasonable opinions. 

“Hold my teeth": for when "hold my beer" just isn't enough.

To my knowledge, yes exactly this. In the pre-social-media days he basically indicated that he didn’t really have any sympathy for the average cube-dweller and essentially saw his strip as a way for the cube-farmers to let off steam instead of (rightfully) directing their ire at their corporate overlords. Anyway, he’s…

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

Joule thief!

“He could buy MSG Corp and set fire to all the assets and it would have an immaterial impact to his net worth.”

Sean Miller to Ballmer: “Undershirts are for non-amateurs.”

Ballmer to Jeanie: “No sweat.”

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

FAKE NEWS -

I thought Haisley was the resident soccer idiot?