Too heavy, more my speed.....

Nobody has hair that bad, gotta be a wig.

...and tried to figure why we flew in large metal tubes with wings instead of teleporting.

Exactly what I was thinking. If a plane goes off the runway even and low speed, the chance of injury would be greater.

What’s wrong with being white???

I prefer this sound that he makes better.

How is this a fault? Any car that is hit by lightning can have it’s electronics fried.

Coming this summer to TLC: 19 Sexual Assaults and counting.

It’s not just VW that does this. I ordered a Toyota on January 3rd and was told the car could take a couple of months to get. April rolls around and still no car so I drop in to the dealer to see what the problem is. A grinning sales manager walks up to me with a piece of paper in his hand and says “Good news! your…

Things just got crazy at Toyota.

It’s going to take everything in my power to stop me from pulling off an “e” off the nameplate when I see one parked.

The Citation wasn’t that bad, at least I got laid in one.

I used to have an ‘82 Citation. I was always under the impression that crashing it would mean certain death. Man that car was a disaster.

Menu’s within menu’s on touch screens. If I want to get to the NAV on my Toyota I have to go to a second screen. Then entering address info is on another screen. At some point, I have to drive the car instead of mining my infotainment/NAV system!

You spelled wouldn’t wrong.

No, no, NO! That was not cool Jalop, not COOL!

80’s GM, clean or not, is almost always CP.

I owned a Chevrolet that needed some warranty work done __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ and…