She tried a Juke, but she needed a Dodge.

That’s exactly what happened here. Ford thought people would pay whatever they told them to pay like they do with the King Ding Dong Ranch luxury trucks, and priced themselves out of a market they should have been able to take over. The Cybertruck is MIA and Rivian is selling to a niche market. But no, Ford got greedy…

Rangers of this vintage are all over the place price wise from what I see. This one is very clean for its age, and comes set up for the trades. Peel the flag off the hood and put it to work. NP.

They apply that $10,000 down payment at the factory, you know.

Good find. That’s definitely the same car, same gaudy aftermarket wheels and also bragging about the award it won in 2019. It’s a Godzilla morning dump-sized ND for $38,000. I could see $20,000 for it between inflation and the growing interest in JDM cars in the US. 

Ah, but he said he’d like to turn some wrenches. So I would assume basket cases are very much on the menu.

Shane, get a Ford Thunderbird. No, not one of the last gen Boomer bait convertibles. You’re not getting one of those for $5,000 outside of a salvage yard anyways. You need to go for the big personal luxury coupe of the generation before the Thunderbird’s tacky swan song. These cars used the same 4.6 Modular V8 as the…

Too much rust in too many places for my liking. The underside of the car probably looks like a wrencher’s nightmare. That’s a real shame, because otherwise this is a very cool wagon that will get a ton of respect from enthusiasts and all kinds of attention from normies who never knew BMW sells basic cars outside of…

I’ve always associated Traverse City and the surrounding area with cherries, but I guess that’s why they say cherries are the cocaine of stone fruit.*

Because every time someone wraps their Camaro/Corvette around a tree a high performance LS becomes available for a bargain. 

How do you even value a beautifully done Frankencar like this? I’m sure someone will buy it for at least near the asking price, but that could just mean the seller found a sucker with cash to burn who wants to flex in front of their friends. 

You know what this 944 and yesterday’s Integra have in common? They’re both $5,000 cars. No dice. 

I think this one is worth the price for some who specifically wants an Integra. The interior looks amazing for the age and mileage. I would guess that $5,500 is about the price floor for an Integra that you can enjoy without having to undo a bunch of crappy mods.

I have clients with certain… needs. They don’t hire me to get that shit through customs on the up and up. You can’t put that these exceptionally rare feces are to be used by <insert name> for their own enjoyment and not resale on a declaration form.

This is why I always pack exotic dung in my carryon and don’t tell anyone about it.

I was surprised just to find out it was a real gun, and not a BB gun or a prop. 

I can’t decide if the seller needs to peel the 1 off the front of this price or the zero off the end. Massive ND either way. 

So what you’re saying is that when I go to SoCal in a few weeks and only have time to visit the Queen Mary or the Iowa, go with the Queen Mary.

I may or may not have cheated on my suggestion.

She should remind those Europeans that if it wasn’t for America, they’d all be speaking German.