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Holy shit, Jon Snow!!! Sun’s out, guns out!!!

That’s not how any of this works....

George says hi.

Pompeii with Kit Harington. I’d just come off of maternity leave with my first son and wanted two hours in the dark by myself - and looking at a pretty man. God, that movie’s awful.

Back when I was a horny virgin teenager I watched George of the Jungle and puberty pretty much ran it’s course in the span of 80 minutes.

Ditto! Although Down With Love is not a bad movie, IMHO. I legit enjoyed it way more than some other Ewan movies I watched just because he was the lead *cough* Eye of the Beholder *cough*

This is the correct answer:

Tom and Huck. Brad Renfro AND JTT. Come at me. I dare you.

In 1990, young Zabella had to see everything Christian Slater was in. The spark that was started by the bashful brother in The Legend of Billie Jean turned into a huge crush after watching Heathers. I sat through Gleaming the Cube (someone in Hollywood was like “let’s make a movie with skateboards!”) and The Name of

Now playing

I rewatched George of the Jungle last week because Brendan Fraser.

To be frank, it was really uneventful; I was prepared for them to say no way but apparently come with the facts, ask, and ye shall receive a less insane increase?

I will watch all the Thor movies just in case he takes his shirt off. I am not proud, but I am not ashamed.

If he decides to venture out into porn I think Chase Banks has a nice ring to it.

I hope they find this shortsighted idiot again after that Dixie hobgoblin Sessions revs up the war on drugs again so we can point and laugh.

I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?

“I meet the criteria” (fails to provide what criteria demand)

Nope. Show me your uterus or how many years you have been a certified OB/GYN, otherwise shut the fuck up.

Silly! Rocks don’t have nipples.

“the ultimate form of child abuse.”

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP