They could even keep the Titanic sub-blog header!

If it could be combined with the YouTuber Fruititarian shenanigans somehow I would be there for it 24/7.

I just don’t think “models told me to go” is a valid reason you should be claiming for ANYTHING.

I’m suing my local Renaissance Festival in Texas, the time period represented was clearly medieval and/or Dark Ages.

Can you have a series dedicated to a daily Fyre Fest update? This is never not funny.

You’ve never been pregnant have you? It can be hard enough even when you want the child. Your comment is incredibly tone deaf and lacks any awareness of the bilogical, and psychological stress (not to mention financial), changes, and risks associated with pregnancy.

Yes. But also fuck anyone who says that not wanting a child, despite having resources, isn’t a good enough reason to have an abortion. And fuck anyone who mentions adoption as an alternative to abortion: Just because a person knows they don’t want, or can’t, sublimate their needs to raise a psychologically healthy…

Well, juice still gives you a good workout when it’s fresh squeezed

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

I first read that headline as Full House of Cards, which would be the greatest mashup ever.

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

I just posted the same thing. I am 99% sure Blink 182 has played state fairs.

Probably more mystifying to me than anything else about this, why were the majority millennial crowd shelling out those kinds of bucks to see Ja Rule and fucking Blink 182? I remember going to a Blink 182 concert, like, 20 years ago and being vaguely embarrassed because they weren’t considered cool.

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

Yaasss! The Emmy often goes to big, splashy performances. To be able to play someone as cold, calculating and composed as Claire Underwood, yet still make the character likeable somehow is a real tour de force.

Give Robin the Emmy she Wrightfully deserved for the past four years and let’s call it a day.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

#ScottBaioRuinsEverything

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far to see this!