True. I used to work in Times Square. You never make eye contact. Never.

Comedy GOLD!

“Strange Fruit” Goddammit, we all need to vote like hell, like our lives depend on it. I don’t want to be hanging up in the tree because I’m half hispanic and pro-choice. That’s what will happen if we don’t vote these fuckers out of office and send them tarred and feathered out of town on a rail.

Highland Park... I feel like they have their own bespoke smell, even...

WITH TRUCK NUTZ

It’s really just a fucking canal...

They love the decor...

My fam lives in Richardson. I have to say, y’all got some diversity going on. Great vietnamese restaurants, a couple of good mexican places too, though I heard Amigos sucks now - new ownership or something.

“every time I am in Dallas I want to leave” yet another reason...

Chuy’s sucks complete ass now. Only an idiot would eat at Chuy’s for any reason. At least BabyA’s is still ok, as far as chains go... PURPLE DrANK!

I’ve already downloaded the Bat House plans so we can make a few for a project with the kids this weekend. Ordered the heavy-duty stuff to coat our tents and sleeping gear for when we go camping, and since I’m of child-bearing age, and my bf and I are sorta trying right now, it’s going to be important for both of us…

DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!!! Muted PBS in the background... be still my heart!

God, I have never been happier that my bf isn’t one of those guys who sends dick pics. Never have we had the inclination to send each other any sexual selfies. And we’re not even that old.

I got the same. The only thing I identify with in this is the fox. I have an old stole that was my grandmother’s. I never wear it in mixed company because I don’t want to offend. But man, do I love putting that thing on when its cold as balls outside. Fuck the chucks. Those things make me look like I have duck feet.

I loved that line! It reminded me of when an ex-boyfriend saw a pic of me at my sister’s wedding - from when I was much “fatter.” He said, “OH you used to be a BIG GIRL.” Holy shit, talk about RELATIONSHIP OVER.

I kinda feel like this is the only time in which it is appropriate to wish prison rape on someone...

I couldn’t even finish this. I feel like he gets all his information from old issues of Infowars and MRC comments from 3-4 years ago.

All in? Casino odds?

It’s freaky, but it’s like he turned the light on in the kitchen in the middle of the night, and these fuck-wad un-American bigots are just like roaches.... sitting there eating all of your food and shitting on the floor.

I had the feels in the 2nd video. I’m crying at my desk. And angry.