Hey, I'm just giving as good as I'm getting.

I love how people who don't know what Papal Infallibility is love to bring it up all the time.

I think you just did a very good job of showing who's dumb all on your own.

But people, worldwide, do exactly that with the FIFA World Cup.

Pedantic is a word that tends to get thrown around too often, but you Mark, are being pedantic.

Betteridge's Law of Headlines.

I'm slow, but it was at that point I realized he had been trying to impress me rather than start a legit conversation about the book topic.

He is equally incredulous as to why women aren't interested in seeing his dick. There are millions and millions of pictures of dicks that are far better than the grainy pic he's shopping, but dammit this dick is his.

Adam Sandler's overrated? Fuck, how can he possibly go any lower?

I'll admit, I don't really follow current music, but from what I've gathered reading Jezebel all of the artists are too busy telling each other what to do over Twitter to actually make music.

Another actual recommendation if you want to see a comedy, Top Five, Chris Rock's directorial debut. Really good.

Park's Oldboy or Lee's Oldboy? Or The Final Sacrifice?

Maybe it's just so bad, your mind has blocked it out? And every so often, you repeat this process. Then, next thing you know, you look in the mirror and you're actually 70 years old and you have no memory of what happened in your life.

Young Jeezy, you bastard, you couldn't have bought out a good movie? Big Hero 6 is still in theaters, you know?

What, you guys gonna offer $10k to someone with the originals? Because I hate to tell you, you can find Nicki Minaj's nipples on the internet preeeeety easily.

I'm sure she'd love to stand up for the rights for everyone to protests on private property, too, by opening up her home to say, the likes of the Westboro Baptist Church.

A private property owner telling people to leave, and that if they won't leave they'll call the police terrifies you?

What I don't understand is why would the dude feel bad about a little anal between buddies?

a really cool part on Mad Men

It seemed robo-appropriate.