I personally believe that the Stacy Twins are in fact clones of Gwen that were genetically augmented with Osborn's DNA, makes far more sense really).

Maybe not a scheme, exactly, but:

Please, every wannabe classy person knows who Audrey Hepburn is.

Tell me I'm the Audrey Hepburn of our time! Tell me!

Hey that's fair. I'd post a picture of what I mean, but I feel that may be technically frowned upon.

Hairy ass is a sensitive subject for. It's not that I have a problem with a lot of hair, far from it, I have a problem when there's a lot of hair, just in not quite right places. Know what I mean?

I saw NPH as the Emcee back in ~03 and he was great, but I always wanted to see Cumming do it. I mean, he is that guy.

Expanding her artistic horizons, yadda yadda?

Emma Stone, best imaginary girlfriend of all time?

Stone's rendition of "Maybe This Time" is unfortunately weak and thin.

"The United States and China have just committed to work together on reducing carbon emissions."

That just looks uncomfortable. And I mean that in the most literal sense possible. Junk jammed against your neck, flopping all over the place? Mega distracting, no thanks.

Idiot tubes.

Thank you! That's the whole goddamn point!

But those are all annoying, and people are always bitching about them, too. So it's very fair.

..."Our Mommy Problem"—the insidious view of motherhood as so all-consuming that any women who breeds cannot escape being identified as a mom or mommy in every arena of her life, even when it is scarcely relevant.

Please, feel free to say more! Slowly, and more sensually, too.

Don't we already know Sally Field's secret superhero origin?

And, guys, hey, guys, and listen, um, this one time, I , this one time I saw this guy pull up to a line of people waiting for a PS4 on release day, and he had one already, and he totally threw it out of his car at them! Broke it right in front of them! Huh? What? No, the box wasn't empty! No, I totally swear! Guys!

Except the Pope is only infallible when he speaks specifically on matters of faith. Things like anointing saints and the Immaculate Conception. This "Be nice to gay people stuff" isn't part of that.