I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Yeah, I have a lot of work to do today anyway.

This doesn’t surprise me. Cycles of abuse are self-perpetuating. I’m surprised more people aren’t pointing out how distressingly similar the details of this assault are to her allegation against Weinstein: the grooming and isolating of the victim, providing alcohol before attacking etc. It’s infuriating to think…

You have to commit fraud on a scale large enough to crash the entire economy to avoid prosecution.  She went too small.  

Only half of the readers will understand what you’re getting at.

Hopefully no one will make any snap decisions.

It’s a double standard many hypocrites endorse shamelessly. It’s cute when women talk about the sexual proclivities and abilities of men. It’s disgusting when men talk about the sexual proclivities and abilities of women.

“This is not my locker” and “This is not my office” are great Reiser moments in the BHCs.

I would love someone to edit this video with the ‘60s Batman POW! and BAM! graphics

#DontStartNoneWontBeNone

She told her she was hungry so the sister gave her a two piece.   

Personally I like when Jez pretends they’re sick of things they continue to cover ad infinitum

Next time he follows someone home it might be a little old white lady that loves the NRA and lives alone.

I remember my hearing about my uncle getting out of his car after someone cut him off and they were stuck in traffic. I think that might be called merging but he is a moron. He went up to the person’s window and screamed at them. My mom said he was lucky he wasn’t shot. You want to yell inside your car or flip someone…

Is Ohio a stand your ground state?

For context, I’m a reasonably presentable woman in my late twenties on OkCupid in a large city, which means I get a larger volume of messages than I can stay on top of.

It’s like when your mom tells you to ‘go on, keep talking, and see what happens’.