I’d love it if I couldn’t be heard. That would actually be nice.

I enjoyed it, but I don’t think there’s a happy ending to be had. Black Mirror doesn’t really do that sort of thing, does it? I hear people say the story wasn’t that good. To that I say “Which story?” I felt like there were at least three different tales there.

I want this to happen...as I watch via binoculars from a neighboring, but distant and elevated land mass. Maybe set up a few video cameras with zoom lenses...

You kind of get an opportunity to do that here...

I just finished watching. I think I got 3 or 4 different endings. I know I got the weak sauce “Bad choice, mate” one for sure. Is there even an actual happy ending available? Black Mirror isn’t really known for those. What does that even look like in that world?

See, this is what happened with Get Out. While I want Peele to get that money, I don’t want to shit myself in the theater.

Oh shit, it’s that guy? AWESOME. He did the soundtrack to Creed too. I think Ryan Coogler has used him for all of his movies. The dude has really blown up, as a result.

Yep. That’s dopey. Wow, just...WOW.

I dunno, man. A buddy of mine got rebuffed when he tried to get BBQ sauce for his chicken, and was told that’s only for tenders. Then again, that was at a Bojangles.

No, no. I can eat a 3 piece order of tenders. Hell, I could probably eat a 5 piece order of tenders or a three piece chicken combo.

Hold on. Did she buy it, or was she wearing it? Wearing it would be dopey. If she just bought it though...it could be a gift?

The sweater is ugly as fuck, but I gotta tell ya...that’s a pretty solid pitch.

3 piece tenders!?! You’re telling me they can’t put a two-piece with some cajun rice in there? Ok, the rice isn’t ideal for plane rides, but it’s DELICIOUS.

The first time I played, I met a stranger online and he sat at a table in my camp. He wanted to join up, but I had to work the next day. The guy was pretty cool about it.

Yes...and no.

From the trailer, I’m assuming they’re the villains. Then again, the Far Cry series has been known to engage in fuckery from time to time. Like my cousin Ron, Ubisoft play too much.

I’m all for this provided they finally release the show on DVD/Blu Ray. I didn’t get to see all of it back in the day. I caught all in all, maybe a dozen or so episodes. There were the ones with Ice-T as Danny Up. There was the season where Williams and Moreno join that squad after Torres gets killed. I missed a lot.

Have men ever believed that they could have it all? I can only speak for myself, but I never did.

WHO DOES THIS!?! Like, for real...what’s the endgame here? Gonna rub one out in the bathroom, Johnny? Damn...

4. A Hotel Rwanda-themed convention