I kind of feel the same way. Though, I don’t know if I want to be a gruff lawman or well dressed gentleman thug.

I’ve got one already and am trying to buy four more right now. One as a backup just in case, and the other three to give to friends.

You really made a lady think about this one, and not just because I got side-tracked dreaming of Italian meats.

I...hmmmm...you know...I’d totally watch that.

I’d like to see this whole cast in a new workplace sitcom...but as cops. I just can’t decide if they should be big city or small town. Yeah, I know it’s a hackneyed premise. But that cast worked so well together.

I may see it, and I may not. At the very least, it gave me an easy way to explain what the Green Book was to people.

CORRECTION: “If I were in a relationship, and the woman I’m with wanted an open one...”

Ah, this old chestnut. I think any (hetero) dude that pushes for an open relationship is a dope. It just isn’t going to work out for the guy the way he thinks it weill. Hell, if I were in an open relationship, and the woman I’m with wanted one...I dunno. I think I’d have to end it, and keep it moving. Sorry, not sorry.

That’s out there.

Wow...Jordan is still getting asked about that? And there are still articles about it too? At this point, it’s really kind of sad.

Or Rocket 69 by Connie Allen.

I think he’s had cereal before, and he’s really happy about it...

Could I inject mosquitoes into someone? I’ve just come up with and awesome April Fool’s prank.

I would have much prefered the lockon feature that is in GTA...

THANK YOU.

This is like when motherfuckers propose at someone else’s wedding. What an asshole this guy is.

Buddy comedy. Queen Latifah was with Henry Simmons, and Fallon was trying to push up on Jennifer Esposito.

Can’t unsee it now. It totally looks like that. Also, he’s either a lefty or doing that thing where the non-dominant hand is used. I forget what it’s called.

Well, that’s an important distinction, I suppose. I know I steered clear of it because there was no singleplayer. When it was released on live for free, I picked it up and only stopped playing when I heard TF2 ws coming.

I gave my Arthur a goatee with a slicked back hairdo. Between that and his fancy duds, he looks like dandy with a bit of thug in him.