Hey so liver failure is a thing. True story.

Duh, Russia writes them

In fact it would help nothing.

It’s the NCAA. Bachelor’s degrees are the whole racket. I don’t think this is targeting RP; it’s targeting America’s youth.

YOU ARE DOING DEADSPIN WRONG YOU MONSTER

My security concern is looking like a dumbass while telling all my colleagues to switch to Telegram because reasons.

My employee is beating his wife but according to my Bible it’s cool.

the artificially intelligent software that powers voice assistants

It’s hard to imagine this being good for WhatsApp, whose core competency is being so lightweight and free of marketing that you hardly realize you are using an app at all. I don’t know if Europe could *ever* quit WhatsApp at this point, but Facebook sticking its brand into the mix is one of the few ways I could see it…

No thanks, there are cheaper ways I can acquire cancer.

Insurance will find the honda driver at least partially at-fault for sure. He’s doing 50.

That architecture will not be allowed in that part of France in fewer than infinity plus 6 years from now.

They also make the best sub 10 Euro earbuds now, which, as a father of three, I purchase monthly.

That’s not 50 acts of hate; that’s one act of dumbass.

Heath feels like she enjoys exquisite dribbling so much that she forgets to shoot. Like Lisa Simpson in an orchestra. The German announcer for the match *loved* her work, which was interesting.

It makes baseball look too fun.

Protodad I would love to respond to your comment but I am faaaaaar too busy with so many excellent projects to work on right now. I don’t think my boss Ivanka Trump would like it very much if I wasted a bunch of time reading and responding to your comment! Well, time to go, my cute new GF is coming over for some…

Germany looked super affected by the heat, or something. They certainly didn’t look like the favorites.

This is a very, very, very good headline.

The family may now have a million dollar plus cost to get that kid to adulthood. They would be irresponsible not to have an attorney.