I would seriously consider betting up to a thousand dollars that, at a minimum, the person who photoshopped MLK into doing a fucking chop wasn’t black.

There's just one thing about that. 

Oh, it's totally a correct sentence, but including "tú" is weird. It's not even formal vs. informal, it's just weird. 

Not sure. You could say "si tu quieres" if you want (heh) but that'd just let people know that you learned Spanish from a robot who doesn't actually speak Spanish. 

You could just...stop doing that to those kids. 

At least when I've seen it, they pretty clearly go out of the way to block multiple spots. 

Eh, I've seen it once or twice and I live in a pretty crunchy city. ICEing comes from the same brain cell that rolling coal does, plus doesn't cost the aggressor anything, so it wouldn't shock me if this became a big thing among certain people adjacent to society. 

So they're gonna rim out the opposing QB? Midwesterners really are nice! 

Or that normal-looking. 

Literally an article that calls out a fellow liberal for anti-Semitism or affiliation with anti-Semites. More generally, further evidence that Sarsour’s fifteen seconds of fame really, really need to be declared over by now. Probably not the point you meant to make.

WELL ACTUALLY, as far as I know, the closest Obama got to breading a child was having veal scallopini at a state dinner.

No they don’t. I’ve been there plenty and the miniscule amount of traffic compared to the population density (and affluence) would be eerie to a North American.

Yeah, I mean, a story about a 60-year old automotive tax, presented to a general audience, would need to start at the beginning. What would possibly be the alternative? 

For example, there was that one article where

It also just objectively is bad for a whole other reasons. He's a 50 year old political journalist. SHOULDN'T he have met white supremacists? 

That makes two of you. 

I have eaten two plates of pan fried lettuce. Both times were in China.

So is this just something that people say now, or is there a way to detect tomato? Teach me! 

This great idea (not being sarcastic) gets really sad when you realize that you're simply referring to property taxes. 

He looks like someone who would call me “bud” in an important meeting until I’m filled with rage.