myopicprophet
myopicprophet
myopicprophet

If any crime could justify permanent disenfranchisement, it's voter fraud. Why only 4 years? This wasn't a mistake, like voting when you're on probation or something.

One argument against cleaning your tub while you shower is that you’ll waste a lot more water as the shower runs while you’re scrubbing everything down. We’re hurtling at warp speed toward an ever hotter future where water is going to be rationed Mad Max style. Why push it even just a tiny bit closer?

It would have to be the Incredible Burger from the Co-op. Fake blood included.

Nothing about this was creepy until Tucker came in and started saying “little kids” and now I need a million showers.

If I know I’m going to clean the shower, I pre-spray every surface except the floor with a 50/50 mix of vinegar and dish soap (sometimes laundry detergent). Spray until it’s dripping, and let that sit for 15 to 30 minutes. Then carefully step in to take a shower. The prespray overspray will be enough for the floor to

Remember when Jezebel had a voice and a point of view that went beyond simply being mean and snarky for no reason? I miss those days...

This. Whatever he’s like personally, his foundation - which, Jesus, Jezebel, do some research before you casually dismiss the Gates Foundation - has done an incredible amount to transform living conditions in the developing world.

It may be because I’m super-old, but one of the first things I remember about the Gates Foundation after it formed was all the mosquito netting it provided to countries in Africa and its dedication to family planning. This isn’t just another Bezos, folks, even if you do not like the man.

But it is delicious. I like your style. 

You see advanced alien race, I see 80s music video