I read some conservative-leaning websites for the same reason. Good for you.

“woe-gasm” made me say the word “HA!” mortifyingly loud. So this is on you, Jeb. Also, I’m stealing “woe-gasm”

A LOT. She’s pretty good at headology.

Me too! And Foul Ol Ron concurs as well.

Whhhyyyyy?????

That’s fine, Stassa. I am really, really tired of reading about sexual harassment and assault.

I am loving “go eat a battery”. That literally made me LOL.

I second Nick Offerman. That would kill me.

- John Oliver(!!)

I will legit throw my laptop against a fucking wall if it ever comes out that John Oliver did any sexual harassing. He is my spirit animal!

Really enjoying that background cover of “Sweet Dreams”. How do I get my hands on that?

Are you kidding?? Only I know what I like! There’d be no need to articulate at all. The future cannot get here fast enough.

I’m a flanks man, myself.

Colds ARE sexy, we all know that. Yeah, girl, work that red nose!!

Noice

*gasp* The War on Christmas is real after all!!

Yeah! Its not like you can just type the word “porn” into the google search bar and.... oh, wait. Kristen, cancel all my meetings!

Lemme tell you something, If I could have sex with myself, I absolutely would. I know what I like!

Ah Ha! My snark reader is acting up.

No, I totally get that you were joking/ being sarcastic. I was just reiterating.