This article seems to imply that the left is some sort of live-and-let-live movement run by a bunch of damn dirty hippies. The left has been “fighting to win” for decades, and is run by a bunch of super rich, grey-haired, insensately political parasites who want to live at the expense of others by plundering the…

I keep it together by remembering that Donald Trump is not an asshole conservative, he’s just an asshole. He’s a New York Democrat who ran on the Republican ticket. He’s going to piss off the Repubs as much as the Dems, so at least misery will have plenty of company.

...said the Senior Writer of a media company with no ideological diversity.  

“Ostracizing people for their opinions will result in less people sharing those opinions. Let’s assume that’s true. The problem, internet person, is that, in this case, those opinions are fucking racist.”

“Could I have told you that lots of people in Florida would vote for Trump? Sure! Florida has many racists.”

The only good people left in this country are the 3% who voted for Gary Johnson. Fuck Trump, fuck Hillary, fuck Jill Stein, and FUUUUUUUUUUUCK you, Ellie.

When visiting the Deadspin, I always think I’m about to read one of those great investigative pieces like with Manti Te’o, or maybe one of those really long but magnetic articles about, say, the history of the knuckleball, or whatever. If someone asked me to describe Deadspin’s work, I’d probably have described…