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MyMotoMike
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Dump’s secret is his particular brand of lunacy; he really, truly, deeply believes that he never, ever does anything wrong. Thus, he can be completely sincere when he insists that up is down, black is white, his wall is big and beautiful and he is rich and loved.

Few people seem more annoying to quarantine with than Jerry Seinfeld

I wonder what is so terribly wrong with our country that we nurtured this asshole

I thought the difference between the episodes reflected the general tone of how the country was feeling (or at least how I was feeling). Two weeks ago it was this panic of going through the motions and trying to get through it and I don’t want to wear real pants. Then last week, it was an acceptance of this new normal

This is what it is. They want SO BADLY to push this narrative that christians are persecuted in the United States, I think they're doing it on purpose to try to get shut down so they can cry persecution. They want news stories with police shutting down church services. 

I like the one where the sickies and cripples come up for some free miracle healing (LOL!) and Jesus yells at them. “What were you doing that made you sick? Probably something BAD? Your leprosy is a PUNISHMENT! You want health care? You should get a job that pays for it! Cash only, sickos!”

They need a tangible enemy to other. The order of blame will now be China>Obama>New Yorkers and New Jersey people fleeing their states and infecting the rest of the country. They will take no ownership or responsibility for their own public health and will refuse to abide per basic precautions because doing so would

I’m much more concerned that Liberty was his “dream” school, but that’s a whole other ball of wax.

Always nice to see fascist thugs get told “No.”

“There are legitimate reasons for abortion. There are no excuses for child molestation.”

There are legitimate reasons for abortion. There are no excuses for child molestation. I attended Catholic schools and I can assure you that there was all kinds of improper things going on that were swept under the rug. I don’t understand how a vow of celibacy has an asterisk when coming to children, but hey! I don’t

I understand the sentiment; however, doing the wrong thing for the right reasons is still wrong (or, the lesser of two evils is still evil).

Not to get all #mra (ewww), but I’m a 50-ish dude, and by virtue of being neither George Clooney or Brad Pitt, that means that I too am invisible.

Comparison is the thief of joy. J. Lo’s job is to look like that. She has been dancing since childhood, on diets and workouts for decades and she has army of people to help her look like that. This would be like if J. Lo complained she is not a wordsmithing best seller like Weiner who has been writing since childhood

Melissa is real life superhero. 

OT but: Fiona Hill is everything! Her opening statement just dropped the hammer on GOP stupidity and dishonesty.

I had been waiting for the Ice Cream Duck-ification of Thunberg from the left, in which we say she’s only taken seriously because she’s white. I saw it from Travon Free on Saturday and promptly unfollowed. Is she more lauded because she is white and European and “cute” than she would be if she was a person of color

Laura Ingraham compared her to Stephen King’s Children of the Corn

I wouldn’t take anything this dumbass says at face value. I’m sure these so-called women who approach her to remind her that’s she’s a lying sack of shit are similar to thosecountless* FBI agents” who all texted her that they were glad her shit-for-brains boss fired Comey.

What sucks in the coverage here (but has been covered in other places) is AOC’s response to him “why can’t your friends pass background checks then?”