You young people. We had man on top, woman on top and the occasional bowling alley ball return but you folks have things like the “U-turn on a yellow light then double parking”. I can imagine components 1 (U-turn) and 3 (double parking (always a good way to end) but I have no idea what a “yellow light” might entail…

I’m getting real sick of all the #TeamNoone posts. You don’t have to like Black Chyna, but you should definitely be on her team. Rob committed crimes against her, robbing her of her bodily autonomy.

Someone yelled at her, “Shut your f—ing windows you whore!” Yep, that sounds like Bay Ridge. I happen to live there. I’m just surprised she didn’t manage to do all this while executing a U-turn on a yellow light then double parking.

“My Cousin Vinny” is one of those movies where I always leave it on if I come across it. I love it.

Good job the orange cocksplat is worried about covfefe and keeping muslims out of the US instead of doing something about our connected infrastructure. I mean the cyber is clearly nothing to worry about.

I’m real sorry the fucking CHEESECAKE isn’t healthy enough for you.

Same! I don’t get the hate. I f-ing love Cheesecake Factory. Is it just me or have the cheesecake portions gotten much smaller? :/

They sell cheesecake. The place could be covered with black velvet Elvis posters and Thomas Kinkade paintings and I would still go there.

I’m a fairly non-stupid white person - if I see a doctor of color, I figure she/he probably had to be twice as good to get half as far as the white doctor standing next to them so, bring it!

Isn’t this the Ani DiFranco cover?!??

“In some ways, Trump is one of the best things to happen to this country because look at how many people are getting off their posteriors,” says Sherry Wells, the Green Party’s Michigan chairwoman. “So part of me is giggling.”

Hopefully this will open her eyes to the absurdity of believing in an invisible sky-god. Hopefully this will reveal to her the deep-seated bigotry and hatred that underlies the vast majority of religions. Hopefully this will make her realize that what they preach is not what they practice. Hopefully she will go on…

Liberals can’t even shoot straight.

Cosby supporters.

The construction company that carried out the renovation said in their statement that the building “met all required building control, fire regulation and health and safety standards.”

Oh please. Should I wear hair shirts and lash myself too?

This is a terrifying blow to democracy and should be the top story in every major news outlet, but it will be virtually ignored by most and celebrated by many.

If it wasn’t so sad, it would have been very funny.

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.