My Kinja
my-kinja
12/7/19
1:33 PM
99

She seems nice and all, but I’m not sure why she’d want to play a plum.

12/7/19
1:33 PM
7

I just assumed that the woman actually wanted that bike. 

12/7/19
1:10 PM
84

Ruiz is clearly talented, and likeable. I hope she’s able to take advantage of this sudden fame to land a plum role on a TV show or something.

12/7/19
12:26 PM
97

They didn’t tell me to drink responsibly at the end. I guess I’m getting hammered tonight. 

12/6/19
3:21 PM
5

I’m old, but when I was a kid no trip to the beach lacked a metal tube of stick cocoa butter. It had to stay down in the bottom of the bag so it wouldn’t melt, and it smelled so good I always wanted to take a bite out of it. We’d run the stick down an arm and then smooth the oil all over. Heaven.

12/6/19
2:55 PM
5

I’m convinced Palmer’s is how my wife got me. When we started dating the fact she smelled like pudding drove me mad with desire.

12/6/19
12:27 PM
99

I’d really like to know who those numbers compare (on a per ride basis) with taxis, livery cars, and lyft. They sound appalling, but without knowing the competition you can’t really tell if that’s just the product of providing a ton of rides.

12/6/19
5:31 AM
20

With offense to Lovitz and Carvey, I’m glad they didn’t make their version of Bad Boys because it sounds like...

12/5/19
6:02 PM
6

I get what you’re saying. I’m older, grew up during the 80s. ‘Smear the Queer’ was a popular game boys played. Homophobic content was -everywhere-, as we well know. I laughed (many many times) at Eddie Murphy’s Raw — including the very homophobic stuff.  But....at some point....I stopped finding it funny.  Read more

12/5/19
3:18 PM
15

Tan does seem like the kind of guy to get pissed at off white business cards and missing reservations at Dorsia. Read more

12/5/19
2:06 PM
18

As another poster once said, “Some motherfuckers ain’t about shit.”

12/5/19
2:03 PM
16

“Okay,” I can hear you asking, “but it’s still okay if it’s a dog wedding at a dalmatian plantation, right?”

12/5/19
1:54 PM
149

It’s almost like you have to be an abusive sociopath to be a CEO in modern capitalistic societies.

12/4/19
2:49 PM
5

I was all over that “what-not” shit, too. I’ve heard everything, now. I mean, in 2018 The Root turned me on to ‘moon cricket’ and I thought I was going to die, and now we got ‘what-not.’