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She seems nice and all, but I’m not sure why she’d want to play a plum.

I just assumed that the woman actually wanted that bike. 

Ruiz is clearly talented, and likeable. I hope she’s able to take advantage of this sudden fame to land a plum role on a TV show or something.

They didn’t tell me to drink responsibly at the end. I guess I’m getting hammered tonight. 

I’m old, but when I was a kid no trip to the beach lacked a metal tube of stick cocoa butter. It had to stay down in the bottom of the bag so it wouldn’t melt, and it smelled so good I always wanted to take a bite out of it. We’d run the stick down an arm and then smooth the oil all over. Heaven.

I’m convinced Palmer’s is how my wife got me. When we started dating the fact she smelled like pudding drove me mad with desire.

I’d really like to know who those numbers compare (on a per ride basis) with taxis, livery cars, and lyft. They sound appalling, but without knowing the competition you can’t really tell if that’s just the product of providing a ton of rides.

You are not even exaggerating.

With offense to Lovitz and Carvey, I’m glad they didn’t make their version of Bad Boys because it sounds like...

I get what you’re saying. I’m older, grew up during the 80s. ‘Smear the Queer’ was a popular game boys played. Homophobic content was -everywhere-, as we well know. I laughed (many many times) at Eddie Murphy’s Raw — including the very homophobic stuff.  But....at some point....I stopped finding it funny. … Read more

Someone forgot to tell Trump how his base pays for Go Go Juice down at the Piggly Wiggly. Read more

And Min-Liang Tan ‘wishes’ to cooperate with Elon Musk, another abusive boss! Read more

Tan does seem like the kind of guy to get pissed at off white business cards and missing reservations at Dorsia. Read more

Hours later, Agius was fired, according to three former employees. Read more

...or throw an employee appreciation party at the G/O Media offices

As another poster once said, “Some motherfuckers ain’t about shit.”

“Okay,” I can hear you asking, “but it’s still okay if it’s a dog wedding at a dalmatian plantation, right?”

It’s almost like you have to be an abusive sociopath to be a CEO in modern capitalistic societies.

I was all over that “what-not” shit, too. I’ve heard everything, now. I mean, in 2018 The Root turned me on to ‘moon cricket’ and I thought I was going to die, and now we got ‘what-not.’