He plays like he’s never even been to Lithuania.

Not wanting it to go to waste, I did a quarter ounce of cocaine, fucked my wife’s sister like I’ve always wanted to, called my boss and called him an old bald cocksucker, then burned my house down for fun.

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

my porn is gonna look awesome on that.

Mostly.

They’ll eventually figure out who you are Draymond.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Be less dumb. Stereotyping is lazy and racist.

What if this is how WW3 starts?

If you don’t mind seeing the number, then enjoy doing that! This post isn’t for you.

Memba that time that Hitler accidentally sent his army into Poland. Boy did he have egg on his face that day.  

Fox News, folks, where the government can’t regulate guns but has to ban pot.

So if CNN is a “fake news network,” was the guy REALLY blowing pot smoke?

You mean it wasn’t a legendary showdown between Kelly Holcomb and Tommy Maddux? The fact that it was a loss to the Steelers of all teams makes it sting even worse.

New Year’s Eve and a Bills playoff appearance all in the same night? The ass-crack beers will be flowing like Champagne in Buffalo tonight!

And so the Marvin Lewis era comes to a close with the Bengals win ending the mediocrity of the Buffalo Bills, like a phoenix rising from a flaming dumpster.

Finally some meaningful tailgate sex in January for Buffalo fans

Sansa - raped and beaten by Ramsey; survives and becomes leader of the North.

All he should have said was, "I'm sorry for creeping on a 17 year old. I learned my lesson." Not, social media is hard and I'm a celebrity, waaaah. Stop spinning. Just stop. It's not even a convincing argument.