At least this time it’s not Liefeld taking over.

Hell yeah. Good writer, unique voice.

It’s a funny movie with genuinely likeable characters put in situations that feel incredibly believable. It’s not reinventing the wheel, but it doesn’t have to.

Someone should form a Marvel style cinematic universe based on this years Oscar nominated films.

He was only there to get directions on how to get away from there!

Surprised he didn’t mention that Maggie shot a guy before she learned to walk or talk.

AND THEN A FEW SECONDS LATER THE GODDAMN ROCKY MUSIC KICKS IN, right there with you.

That not really make sense, but me suppose “mid-40s neolib” sound more intellectual than “libtard” even if it not really have more substance behind it, so well done there.

So you’re mailing in your million dollar check today, or...?

It’s a million dollars. Yeah, Black Panther is going to gross a billion, but most of that isn’t profit they clear. Obviously Disney is still gonna make a boatload of money off of a progressive vision of black heroism, and they’re getting good press from the donation, but both of those are still great things they’ve…

You know what will surely encourage corporations to donate more money to good causes? Shitting all over them when they donate money to good cause!

You mean like Peter Parker? (To the first part.)

It’s been under worse management.

For over a year now, in fact.

I saw SP at the Whiskey back when Gish was first released. Someone in the crowd screamed out for Freebird and Corgan responded, “Suck my dick if you want Freebird.”

Hey! [HIP BREAKS]

I used to love SP back in the day, but I’m not sure I want to see a guy who now looks like Varys screeching about teenage angst.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

People want to go see movies where they can enjoy themselves and have a good time, not oddly color-graded deconstructions of heroism bogged down with unnecessary CGI.

And don’t be afraid to make Superman a square- that’s his charm- it’s what makes him human.