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What I’ve learned over the years is everyone’s different. You might have a technique that works AMAZING with one partner and bores the next into a coma. You have to take the time to read cues and try everything. Most fun and most success for everyone.

And that’s how I learned. It was my second time having sex - I finished and I was like Go Team, thx bai - and my partner nearly started crying in frustration. She taught me a lot that night, and I do everything I can to make sure everyone’s done before the end now.

I use the hell out of the shopping list - it’s so very handy to be in the kitchen, notice something is running low and really quickly add it to the shopping list. The thing that really pisses me off it sometimes I might forget I’ve added something, add it again and then I’m in the store later with Milk on my 4 times

Meanwhile, on the other habitable planets, “Oh shit - they’ve spotted us!”

Sounds like they’ve discovered that the ACA they were on is actually Obamacare.

OR Uber is a shitty company and they accept advertising dollars from a less shitty company.

It wouldn’t actually take your company loving you to want to protect you, it would more likely spring from a healthy desire not to set precedent.

Nah i think you were perfectly clear: “if you aren’t careful.”

Nah i think you were perfectly clear: “if you aren’t careful.”

Just because Beyonce just announced her pregnancy doesn’t mean she hasn’t already had these babies. We might be in for surprise number 2 (and 3!)

I sent this to my dad - he has a PhD in Mechanical Engineering, and I often send him interesting little articles like this. Here’s his response:

I’m not a troll but I would *love* to be ungreyed. I used to be a starred commenter here. Help!!

For me, it’s definitely -

Can it play Street Fighter? If not, what old console should I buy that can play it? My kid just discovered it on iOS and I’d love to beat his ass so I need to get a console version.

Thing is I was a fan before this happened. I can’t believe it. If she wanted to “support” me, she should be at her house on inauguration night eating pizza and drinking box wine with her back to a dark tv like the rest of us.

omg more Megan Mullally???? Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!

ok - I said airport or hotel. Say it was an 8 hour drive, I could send the car the night before, uber to my flight, and have my car meet me at the destination airport. That way I have my vehicle, with equipment that I might have had to pay to fly with, and the only extra money I’m out is an Uber to the airport, as

And free.

Countdown to Apple releasing their own Airpod finding app.

What resources would be wasted? Also I’ll have the car bring the equipment I need for the job which would likely cost me more to fly with.