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Hertz costs money, having my own (much nicer) vehicle meet me for free would be preferable and more cost effective.

I travel a bit for work, and my dream is to send the car ahead of me to the city I’ll be working in, and then Uber to the airport and have the car meet me at the airport or hotel. That would be AMAZING.

Wow. I mean, I like toys, but Commes des facon!

So, let me get this straight. We’re replacing a pen with a phone and a printer. Sounds about right.

Those Drake verses would have made it hard to keep things going:

lol at little millennial faces buahahahahahahahaa

Awesome. My son got his sister’s old Kindle (with a pink case) and he loves that thing. The case got ratty and we got on Amazon to pick out a new one and he picked out another pink one. Looks great!

Yay! I’ve been (quite accidentally) doing it right!!!! I tell my son “it’s perfectly ok to cry, get it all out, but just dont take too long.” Is that only half right?

I think parenting is a prank. My son is a picky eater but only at breakfast. Weird right? Well one day he placed an order for eggs, bacon, waffles and toast. I excitedly cooked it all up only to be told he didn’t want it any more. WTF?

I remember when the Pentium 60 came out - I spent like $3,000 on the computer and it came with a 40MB hard drive!! Then I double spaced it with Stackr. Yo it was AMAZING!!!

It would be the ultimate mic drop if he left the NHL immediately after getting his card signed.

Some lawsuits are total bullshit. Can you think of one reason Apple wouldn’t activate this - I can:

Some lawsuits are total bullshit. Can you think of one reason Apple wouldn’t activate this - I can:

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Eats, shoots & leaves.

Or, an adult.

Just came to say - the artwork for the piece is GENIUS!

Can I bring my dad though? Because he’s cool as shit.

That’s pretty bad - unbelievably I think the pressure to be married or at least coupled is even worse in other cultures. I’m Nigerian, and one of the most show-stopping insults you can hurl at an unmarried person (particularly woman) is “Go and marry.”

Hot damn! I’m on a list with Michael Fassbender! Mama I made it!!