You don’t know insane until you’ve lived in Texas. We can’t buy alcohol on Sundays, but we can stock up like crazy on Saturday night up until midnight.

I saw a pr0n once that started just like this!

I would make the drive to not be on some kind of porn lovers registry, regardless of how much the fee is. Also, proxy servers. Or I could just buy porn on DVD.

Hmmm - a president talking about shooting people in the street and not losing any support.

lol at Michonne taking Redhead Savior hostage - you can only ransom people who somebody wants back.

Depending on how a bill is written, it can put you in a bad position at voting time. For example, an abortion bill could be written where you can only vote on all of it or none of it. While you may not be on board with unlimited abortions for everyone at any time, in order to protect say, rape victims from having to…

And that’s a weird spelling of weirdo, you weirdo.

Does anyone know if you can pair these to two phones? (1 iPhone, 1 Nexus) and also if the Airpods can do the same?

Does anyone know if you can pair these to two phones? (1 iPhone, 1 Nexus) and also if the Airpods can do the same?

I had no idea it was a thing. When I heard about it I thought it was total GENIUS. They actually avoided a couple of bonus charges that way also.

Ummm so the employee signed an employment contract and they’re enforcing it. What’s the problem?

How does loving Buc-ees make you trash? It’s AMAZING!

Seriously - are we absolutely sure he’s in jail? I know i’m not.

Do you know if it can save a picture to dropbox that i like in instagram?

Awesome, and I’m pretty sure I know what the side project would be with the time machine ;-)

She said there was no warning.

Yeah, I know - it IS freaking delicious. I made some once. Good thing I didn’t sell it on Facebook though!

or Blue Bell (otherwise known as ice cream in Texas)

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.

They probably dropped him off at home later and put him on house arrest for an hour. #privilege

I would even hire her to help out on a date ;-)