I can confirm the bathroom portion. One of my friends hit me in the same nerve by jabbing a finger into my neck from behind when I didn’t see him. I immediately went to one knee and then had to defecate within seconds. I’m sure glad this happened in my apartment. I also felt the weird feeling in my neck for several…

So there’s no gray area?

The first man I every heard say “dickweed”.

Is the Limited version limited to how many they can push out the door? Perhaps Sergio is masterminding a“we totally could have sold more if we wanted to” selling ploy for the suits?

Given this list of names, any human being on the planet would assume they are NASCAR drivers.

Not from the defending attorney’s point of view. The NFL has made it abundantly clear that they will do everything to avoid admitting CTE even exists. By chasing the CTE defense, the defending attorney would be attacking a “beloved owner and beloved team” and would pretty much guarantee death threats and career…

Dad visits lovely daughter at school and plans to go to a basketball game. Dad arrives her place of residence and she drops the “my car is making a funny noise and doesn’t feel right” line. The word “daddy” was used at least once.

Everyone knows the champion is determined by the most number of people Shaq touches while being completely amazed at what he just witnessed.

The Dremel 565 multi-purpose cutting kit could be helpful for this. I’ve cut one counter top in my life and it wasn’t with a Dremel.

The Dremel 565 multi-purpose cutting kit could be helpful for this. I’ve cut one counter top in my life and it…

Just my opinion: It could be used to cut the trim, but i would personally go with something that can make a straighter cut. The sawing disc is pretty small and it can be a PITA to free hand straight cuts as long as a cabinet surface or counter top.

Just my opinion: It could be used to cut the trim, but i would personally go with something that can make a…

It’s sad their whiskers are cut off.

“If I can’t be happy, then none of you can!”

350Z owner here. Hating the 350Z and 370Z on jalopnik is “the thing to do”. If the two cars could somehow cure cancer, then roughly 95% of the readers would choose to die without treatment. It’s weird and fascinating.

Note the strap sitting on the end of the left ramp at the 19 second mark. That probably didn’t help.

The Jeep motorcade drivers are at fault. The white truck knew to go around, why didn’t they? The bros on the hill with the cameras also deserve a physical...conversation.

I look forward to seeing the overly-white, creepy-aged crowd allowed on the field during halftime this year. That’s always a treat.

The ultimate pucker.

The D.E.N.N.I.S System wins my top spot due to it’s accuracy.

I did!

He started the GTI RS with a wrecked car. Had the car not been wrecked, he wouldn’t have modified it. That’s my understanding.