Devin Row has been infected with the floating roof virus. AHHHH!

Couldn’t figure out why Fransisco had a squiggly red underline, could ya?

The look on the Broncos’ faces after Talib said something really stupid is perfection.

Wouldn’t you be smiling if you got to sit in the Bill Self wing of the jailhouse? It comes with four 80" TVs, leather couches, and a masseuse named Kiko.

That Avalon was so courteous that I almost cried.

Esteban Gutierrez thinks the wisest decision would be to hire Esteban Gutierrez.

He sharted. Happens to everyone.

If some of the refs don’t want to admit they are blind and/or overwhelmed by their constantly changing job, then exploit the weakness. The only injury sustained was to the ref’s ego.

The actual reason this wasn’t implemented earlier was because Pastor Maldonado kept trying to restart with the car facing backward on the grid.

Yup, I agree Quad.

Keep in mind the shipping industry is in a massive rut and has been since 2008 when oil was almost $140. A massive consolidation has taken place due to ship owners shutting down since then.

The cost of fuel is the largest cost to ship something. It’s not negligible. Go study the Baltic Dry Index then compare it to the fuel costs. Ship owners have been shutting down left and right for at least eight years now because....fuel costs.

That stadium looks like a complicated jockstrap.

Still sporting the hospital shirt and wristband, eh?

Copycat:

It’s a male plane.

Screw the licking. Go ahead and make fun of that pee spot on my pants when I was three. I’m not photogenic. Good luck on your drive home! You can always take Amtrak.

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That grill looks like an unassembled Revell model car kit with just one piece. And who hired Donald Trump to write “devour the roughest terrain at more than 100 miles per hour and never look back.”?