Oh, yeah? Well, you just broke the... annoying guy ... annoying guy on internet says... um... annoying guy on internet says something annoying... record.

It's like she accidentally made a parody of herself.

Because they have little access to anything else, unlike Americans or Brits? Especially if they aren't multi-lingual. I have friends from Moscow and other parts of Russia, and they all have similar stories of insane propaganda.

In Russia- dick punches you.

And how could he even take on male clients? He does family law, what male client in his right mind would hire a sexual predator to represent him in family court. That's tantamount to throwing in the towel. "My attorney has numerous infractions for unwanted sexual advances, can I have more visitation with my kids…

No. That's based on the story of the Jefferson Wines, bottles claimed to be owned at one time by Thomas Jefferson, but were really (allegedly) faked by Hardy Rodenstock who claimed they were found in a bricked up cellar in Paris. Koch was also a victim of his.

The Jefferson wines are fascinating because there are…

There are physical barriers to what a sewage system can actually do. It is a drain - toilet paper dissolves and breaks down, paper towels and other disposable things do not. Would you flush a washcloth down there if you decided to wipe your ass with it? It's not that you have a sub-par sewage system. It's that it…

In my experience it does get easier. Maybe that's because a therapist told me when I was 24ish that for most of the majorly depressed, things do get better after 30, and at the time I believed her because it sounded doable, just six more years, I can hack that. I'm in my —- ahem —- mid-40s now. I do take meds, but…

For some reason a lot of these make me kind of sad. People who are so specific and demanding about certain things, especially food, tend to have other stuff going on that's maybe not quite normal too. I know it sounds insane, but as someone with an eating disorder I kind of get where the coleslaw guy was coming from…

"I don't like that company's 100% free service that I'm under no obligation to use, so fuck them."

(updated) I'm gonna go ahead and say this may not have been okay for them to do. Look, it's good they caught him, but it matters how they found the photos.

Janine/Jason Schwartzman Dana Barrett/Benedict Cumberbatch.

I think instead of "other" or "both," a simple non-disclosure option would work. Or perhaps an "other" and a non-disclosure option? That way non-binary people can still mark themselves as non-binary if they want to, but I like non-disclosure because literally anyone can opt for that for whatever reason they see fit.

But…

"Psst! Did you notice RBG was wearing her Full Quaker Badass collar today?!?! We are fuuuuucked!" -Thomas to Scalia, in my imagination

I love imagining her picking out her collars based on how pissed she is at a decision. "Oh, I am going full-on starched cotton on this bitch!"

Hell of a lot better than being Floridian.*

There was a very infamous older woman who worked for the same company as me (but a different office, thankfully) who would bring fish for lunch, heat it up in the microwave, eat it at her desk, and leave the bones in the trash at her desk. EVERY. DAY. So very many people complained. HR got involved. She gave precisely…

My first serving job, I asked if they wanted their beer over ice, haha. I was underage, and my redneck dad always put ice in his beer. Oh man, the look they gave me!