Needlessly harping on someone for using a reference you perceive as outdated is not actually being polite. I guess it’s possible you didn’t know that, so maybe you’ve learned something today.  I hope so.

So when I said “No it’s paraphrased from Private Parts because it’s accurate.” you took that as me losing my goddamn mind? It’s ok for you to call me names but if I post one sentence to explain myself I’m losing my mind. You get to invent me using gay panic jokes but that’s ok, I’m using a somewhat dated though…

Another reason I like the drive in:  Park in the back row, pee behind the car, don’t miss the movie!

Wow you have a very active imagination...’correcting’ me, that’s a good one.

Wait, what kind of gay joke do you think I made?  Difficulty: I have no idea if you’re male, female or other.

Yeah definitely a ‘you’ thing, as in ‘You’re attracted to me but only know how to act on that attracting by being weird, like a 3rd grader.’

I feel like you’re typing a lot of words to critique a post on a comment thread while clearly understanding what my meaning was.  Maybe this is a ‘you’ thing more than a ‘me’ thing.

Exactly, it’s the same idea.

No it’s paraphrased from Private Parts because it’s accurate.

It all depends: I like the longer version of Lynch’s Dune, for example...and honestly Snyder’s cut of Justice League was longer but actually better than the theatrical one. They were both trash but Snyder’s at least had some air freshener sprayed on it. Kill Bill would have been a lot better as one 3 hour or so movie…

Yeah I remember being in my 20s but none of my friends can stay up that late anymore and it’s creepy hanging out with kids 20 years younger than you...and really anybody closing bars by me these days are just the old alcoholics.

The only place open after 10pm near me is Wendy’s, even the 24 hour diner that we used to go to to smoke ciggs and drink coffee all night in high school went to more limited hours over Covid.

Woods porn!

He’s like Howard Stern: People who love him tune in to hear what he has to say, people who hate him tune in to hear what he has to say.

Wait, are you telling me the fucking dog was photoshopped? That the Oscars ceremony, where people go to pat each other on the back for pretending the hardest, is fucking fake?!

I stopped buying/pirating DVDs a long time before streaming when I realized that I was just getting spools and shelves full of discs that I was never going to bother watching again. 

That’s crazy, do they not go online at all? Did you tell them about OFMD?

See I never grew up with TV as background noise because we were poor and only had a 14" Haitachi until I was like 10 so I put music on for background noise. I can’t fall asleep with the TV on because I will pay attention to it...I’m jealous of people who can fall asleep on the couch while watching TV.

Aww damn, I’m sorry to hear that :(

Oh yeah I would imagine more expensive, fuck US healthcare insurance bullshit.