Deathpool! This is my favorite typo ever!

Um... Doesn’t Wonder Woman have her OWN plane...?

“A BLACK”?!?!?!?!?!

My Voice Memos app is currently filled with nothing but guitar performance recordings and song ideas, so this absolutely makes my day!

That was precisely my read of his “apology.” It seemed very self-serving and essentially exculpatory. I’m so sorry that you and so many other women were forced to experience this.

This happened to me with GTA V on the day it was released. I was about two hours into the game, and suddenly every time I try to boot up the game it crashes exactly five seconds after loading. I take the disc out, and there’s a huge ring scratched into the middle of it that was definitely not there previously.

Good evening, the name is Cox; Dr. Chiaroscuro Cox...

SHUT THE FUCK UP. The chickens is comin’ home to roost, y’all...

Why does it have to be a “black” comedy?! What do you mean, “you people?!”

“Really, Tina? Really? Well, I’m going to make a fool out of you, maybe, ‘cause I travel around with something. Maybe you want to see this? My wife is a black bear. So, now who’s the idiot, you or me, the guy who married a black bear? I thought so.”

Hey, you can’t talk to Billy Idol Lady Gaga that way!

It just wasn’t executed well. It was disjointed, and didn’t translate into a cohesive, entertaining experience. I may very well have just had my hopes too high after Silver Linings Playbook and American Hustle.

Skip Joy. Saw it earlier this week, huge let down. A few decent moments, but overall non-cohesive and boring.

HUGE disappointment. Seriously.

“Welcome Back to *Earf,” fixed that for you.

Sorry, but it’s clear that you actually don’t understand how guitars work.

Fuck this lady right in the ear. Give it to an orphanage or freaking cancer research. Something!

Scott Pilgrim vs. Two-Wheeled Transportation

Posting unauthorized Simpsons images? That’s a paddlin’...

Let’s just say that I hope she makes her money the old-fashioned way...