murkydismal

4/26/16

We’ve all been there, Zac. Actually, most of us are there once a day if not more.

4/26/16

I literally only know who Rita Ora is because of the “Who?” joke here on Jez (started a few years ago, like Adrastra said) and I did not know about that A$AP Rocky song. That’s super fucked up. :(

4/26/16

Yup. She’s fanning the flames (anything to stop being “Who?”) but yeah, I see an r in all these photos.

4/25/16

Yup! I also submit my favorite: “dirty hair, don’t care.” “good hair don’t care” is not a common phrasing and Roy knew what she was doing!

4/23/16

That was the idea in the book—the cure is passing along her message, after all. The ending of the book is the reporter-dude contemplating the infectious, viral nature of the tape and he realizes that while he’s safe now, he won’t always be once it completely saturates society.

4/22/16

The song after that will be a cover of “Country and Rock’n’roll” with Gwen singing Donnie’s parts and him singing Marie’s.

4/22/16

I will proofread the shit out of your articles, J.E., I swear. I got you.

4/21/16

That is exactly the response I have to Sharon Stone.

4/21/16

Aw. That’s incredibly sweet. Cheeky Kevin Smith.

4/21/16

“Take yer llama and git”

4/21/16

I hope his nanny is Mary Freaking Poppins. He’s gonna need her.

4/18/16

The slur you’re referring to isn’t very well known in the states, and the title “bwog” is because it is the online blog of the campus publication, The Blue and White.

4/16/16

I scouted rental car prices today for moving cross-country with my husband and dog. I don’t have a job lined up, neither does he, but all my friends and profesh connections are in that city and I really don’t want to be anywhere else.

4/16/16

Martin Shkreli looks too much like a cartoon goblin for her to be interested. I’m seeing like James Kennedy from Vanderpump Rules.

4/16/16

I am hearing “in LA, naturally” in Jenna Maroney’s voice. Na-too-rally!

4/16/16