I’m trying something new right now! Installing knobs onto the cabinets. Got most of them done and its going well. Looks like one of the doors is misaligned though. I’ll have to deal with that later... good thing I used a template. (go me!)

I see what you did there.

That hair colour is wasted on him.

Women who poke you with their elbows because their breasts won’t allow them to keep their arms in front of them?

Ugh! Heard a little boy telling that to his mother in Target the other day regarding the underwear. Where are they getting this and why aren’t we passed it yet!? Mom wearily told him that girls can like Spiderman too but he was really persistent. Sounded like something that happened a lot.

This is so beautiful. Despair and hope. Fucking relevant.

Word. I didn’t circumcise my son because I’m a misandrist and want it to fall off.

Yay there are all these people to commiserate over dirty dishes with! I'm constantly battling dishes and laundry and I always fall behind and then feel like a bad mom when I'm like "omg everything is not chaotic now so I'm going to play some pillars of Eternity instead cleaning the oven but godammit I need my me time!"

I like using old wine bottles. Fits in with the decor. I'm fancy when it comes to pest control. Also I am using this playlist immediately.

We have one and it’s great for having around the living room or home office but I would not recommend using it in place if a bassinet. Baby is supposed to sleep on a hard flat surface to prevent sids according to both my kids pediatricians. We use a bassinet attachment on the graco pack n play until he’s ready to…

*Reads about not procrastinating on the site used to procrastinate on*

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Toll? What toll? You can completely avoid the toll road if you follow the signs. I’ve never ever had to pay a toll to go to or from the airport.

I'm having a gd revelation. Everything about this video is perfect.

Hi. I love your glasses. What brand is that? Where can I peruse their selection?

lol at HoN's ragequit sound

Just on the point you made about comic books drawn by a shitty artist. Rob Liefeld is probably the worst comic book artist I've ever seen. Maybe anyone's ever seen but he is also possibly the worlds most *popular* and recognizable comic book artist. http://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/4/21/2960…

So I've played pretty much every MOBA I've ever heard of. (LoL, Smite, HotS, DotA, DotA2) but the one I've stuck with is Heroes of Newerth DESPITE it having the absolute worst community I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. The reason I do is my small group of friends who play with me. It's nice to have backup…

I'm not alone?!