I just replaced “missionary sex” with “Vancouver Canucks”, and the paragraph still made sense. Hmmm...

SonicFox is our king right now. He is a genuinely kind and awesome guy.

The US Army continues to be profoundly disgusting in how they operate. I loved the article, it was informative and interesting and pretty objective considering the content. I personally found the story utterly repulsive. Video games are fantasy. The army murders people. Period. End of story. There should be no…

It was weirdly comforting to read a letter like that where the guy was actually perfectly fine and respectful, he was just going through some stuff he didn’t fully understand. No neckbearded incels in here.

Took me a little while to get out of this thought process too. Even once I started dating again just last year after the end of a long relationship (at age 31), I had to have a light talk with myself once or twice to not fall into any ancient patterns.

Right? I feel like every one of the points the doc hit in response to this was perfect. “X-Factor”, Determining what the object of one’s affections actually represents to them, “it’s okay to avoid this person while you get over them”, developing a sense of self-worth that only relies on oneself. All exactly the very…

That’s a fine horse you ARE there.

Alright, damnit, take your stars and get out. 

So....

I mean, this Asus is 510 bucks and has an actual i5, 8GB RAM and a 1080p IPS panel, it’s probably way faster than the surface thing.

The place where we were standing is called a “jesus spot” which means that common and special infecteds cant path to us, so the common infecteds just stand still where the game spawns them and they dissapear after x ammount of time, special infecteds do not dissapear but they cant hurt us (depends on the finale, in…

I’m probably in the minority here, but I actually finished this game back in the days. Yes, it was full of bugs, and in a time in which games were much more simple that what we have today, bugs like these were almost unheard of. But this game was the first of its kind in many ways, and I remember myself and a friend…

Step 1: Stop assuming all things are about you.

A Hind D? Colonel, what’s a launch model PS4 doing here?

As someone living in SEA (kh), I laughed out loud.

Hold up, you’re saying he likes to comment, on a comment board? Good heavens!

If im going to get frozen pizza its going to be cheap ass totinos microwaved and wrapped up like a damn burrito.  when i was young with a better metabolism i would wrap them around a chilidog burrito. 

Joe is an office drone. Joe is miserable. Joe is unhappy. Joe is repressed. Joe is horny.

And South Park should never ever be taken seriously. Except for when they said that the word fag just means a dumb person these days and isn’t homophobic. Or when they say something I agree with. It’s just a cartoon! except when I don’t want it to be. It’s just satire! Satire doesn’t have a point to make. Nope. Not at…

I’m so confused.
I’m just going to stick with old Jetsons cartoons, they only ever had white people in them.