So Michelle Obama went into the future to plagiarize a talking horse? I mean, she seems very capable so I wouldn’t say it’s beyond her abilities, but it doesn’t sound like the FLOTUS I know.
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Even reading from a teleprompter Melania Trump seems to struggle in English. I wouldn’t blame her for having some help putting a speech in its final form. But obviously she didn’t write this speech, and whoever wrote it wants that to be known while winking at the Internet with the subtle rickroll.
Melania told the press she wrote the speech herself so let me just say I’m grabbing my popcorn.
Maybe they remembered him by sight as that nice conservative guy with the talk show on that devil comedy channel? I mean... he fooled some people, it makes sense they would be in charge of security at the RNC.
He thought it would be just bitchin’ to cut the brake lines on a school bus. Not even remotely joking about that. That’s after he stole from a liquor store and went on a vandalism spree. Dude is a fucking psychopath.
Let’s also not forget that he didn’t see a single second of combat. “They come back different”, like he was on the front lines or remotely in danger. Naw, he’s just a Palin dickhead who, like his mother, refuses to own his shit.
Let’s not forget that his military stint was, itself, a plea bargain.
Ugh I KNOW! I would never ever ever force my guests to listen to me sing at a party ostensibly not about my music. That’s some real Jenna Maroney sh*t right there.
but what if it’s in the middle of your living room? wouldn’t you want to hide it?
The Asian woman, in particular! Fancy that!
Is it just me, or does everyone in that video look SUPER uncomfortable?
I’m pretty done with her over all of this. She comes off as super disconnected and self serving. If you were in dialogue with people around you and with people supporting BLM you’d come to get it, but clearly she’s dug her heels in and only wants to concern herself with things that specifically concern her own…
Same. Super over the criticisms of BLM that go “well this other issue is also bad so why doesn’t BLM care about that?!” If there’s something else you think needs attention then get your own movement, bro.
It's so horrifying that we expect BLM, a movement started in part to voice the lack of social and political power, to shoulder the burden of all of the world's ills. I get her point and she has issues that concern her perhaps more than BLM does, but she mistakenly thinks there can only be one priority. Or one issue.…
Wait what? Positivity?
On Monday I will be 53. I have an appointment for a goal-setting fitness regime with an incredibly hot and ripped instructor. I make that lady in the photo look like an Olympic diving champion. I’m going anyway. I fucking don’t care anymore. I want to get healthy. Please keep living your life like a diving champion.…
She took the photo deliberately, and edited it deliberately, and hit send deliberately. That’s not a mistake. A mistake is when you do something by accident or without intent.
Nicely played.