The Deuce rules!

Breaking the law maybe?

“That’s not like him...” they say.

There’s no way Trump's favorite president isn't Trump

“My guys are fucking savages in that fucking juice box, right?”

*kneehilist

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

“Mariner’s long hard dong caused by Tiger’s huge boner.”

In fairness, if you can read that billboard, you don’t live in Alabama.

The best movie for Trump to try and explain the plot to is Independence Day. The basic plot is easy enough, but the fact that the President plays such an outsized role in the movie the amount of ad libbing and criticizing how President Bill Pullman screwed up would be monumental. You just know Trump would explain how…

Because shut up, Kyle.

Idiot. +1

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

I am quite positive this exact list exists on a fetish website somewhere as best people to overhear having sex.

If there is a god, he hates the Mariners.

You know what really ‘hurts the fanbase’?  Stealing a team and moving it to Oklahoma.

I think there are a couple of people in Seattle who may be glad to see the Thunder get consigned to at least a half-decade of irrelevance.

Oh yeah, by the way, let us remember the moment the Oklahoma City Thunder ceased to exist...