Actually what’s so weird is that crowd is also entirely made up of professional bowlers.

How is this kid not ejected for that toss? It landed damn close to the ump, who looked thoroughly not at all psyched about the whole thing.

To be fair, dealers get paid for this shit. Customers don’t.

he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

Yes. Socialism. Nothing at all to do with a lunatic dictator suspending the Constitution, legislature, and civil rights. I guess we should all wait for the similar inevitable collapse in Sweden and Denmark.

Heh. Had to scroll back up to see what you were talking about. I didn’t notice those guys for some reason.

Chest high.

I thought you said this was about the Marlins. I wasn’t expecting to see the Twins.

Well that’s different. Usually the biggest boob you see at a Marlins game is Jeffrey Loria.

But really this couldn’t have happened because it would have involved people in the city of Nashville giving a crap about the Titans. Seems very fishy

You are a terrible, terrible person.
There’s coffee all over my keyboard now.

it’s almost like some people don’t realize they are unfunny shitheads.

Hey. He’s 87. Maybe he stopped in the middle of the road for no reason. Wouldn’t be the first time. The article doesn’t have enough information to assign blame. Therefore, I will stick to my unwarranted, kneejerk aversion to octogenarian drivers.

Jesus.

Hey now, my 94-year-old grandpa can do a whole bunch of jumps off hills on an ATV.

Agreed. She couldn’t afford something newer/better than a 2003 Lexus SC430?

This is fucking horrible.

That’s not quite fair—when he as in college, Oden had already been walking on three legs for 39 years..

Back in college, Greg Oden would win these races all by himself.