I stopped at the Law and Order SVU story, because I felt I needed to watch the episodes — she used real titles — so see if there was any actually connection between the episodes and her made up descriptions. Which no one asked me to do, right? I completely derailed myself.

Hey, he acknowledged it was a dick move and paid for their burgers! ;)

I am about to type the most embarrassing sentence of my life, but I thought he did okay with Dream On on Glee. (And, wow, the sex offender joke age badly.)

I am horrible with names and faces, and unfortunately because I have a business this means I spend a lot of time faking my way through conversations. Not knowing her isn’t a crime — well, it is in the sense she should be on his radar as someone who likes musicals. The crime is that he had no excuse at all for tweeting…

Do you know how many mornings I’ve woke up with a Crazy Ex-Girlfriend song stuck in my head on repeat? Well, do you?!?!?! :)

Yeah, I don’t agree with your mother, but would never call her names like that to her daughter’s “face.” You love her, as you should, and ... yeah.

That’s not Kat Von D. There’s a lot of evidence that Kat is also anti-Semitic, but Jesse James left Sandra B. for Michelle McGee, who is the woman in your picture.

I think her co-star, Stifler’s mom/Jennifer Coolidge, might “object.”

I’d like to see sources, please.

The first one, yes.

I’m there, but I hope this doesn’t cut into her reading time, as her book club suggestions, and then efforts to get them made into movies, keep me going!

“...but most of us need some kind of cover when we go to bed, first because it “feels like bedtime” and second because our core body temperature drops as we fall asleep, and the cover prevents the temperature drop from waking us up.”

Yeah, but Jerry O’Connell really got buff, so there’s that.

I watched Homeward Bound during a cold one time. I really don’t want to elaborate.

Yeah, Inside Out got me to and to a level I can’t justify.

My husband and I got into a fight because of my joyous laughter.

Yeah. Me too.

I was a child and lost my shit over Fonzie and Pinky Tuscadero breaking up on Happy Days. Weeping. I asked adults if they thought they’d be together again some day.

What you call choking up was the last shred of decency escaping her body and making a run for it.

I think Sandy Duncan was the husband’s sister. Also, I never forgave her after what she did to Kizzy.