I want “3rd Rock From the Sun” back.

tim kaine, al franken, murphy, bernie, bennet, elizabeth warren...

It will be interesting to see how the Trump team handles this now that Bill Clinton/emails/BENGHAZI (!) are no longer pertinent deflections.

Allred said too that Zervos is “willing to dismiss her lawsuit if he will retract his false statements about her” and acknowledge his “sexually inappropriate” conduct against her.

The state of this country is so CONSTANTLY DIRE now that I actually kind of forgot this even happened, if I’m being totally honest. I can’t imagine how these women have been intimidated in the time since coming forward. I’m glad she’s standing her ground.

Also:

He’ll surface if the right pee pee hooker dances suggestively in front of Trump Tower. Or Ivanka. Either one.

He totally will. Despite the fact that the amount of extra secret service having to keep trump tower secure will end up costing far, far more.

BUYS? Honey, those are size 46L samples from the Donald J. Trump collection at Macy’s. Straight from the factory in China; no alterations.

That must be how he stays so svelte?

I think something people who do not follow things as closely as others aren’t considering is the idea of the president having a full mental breakdown. Louis CK has a (now old) bit about how it was to see Nixon resign- pretty sure we’re all about to see that again, tenfold, plus Twitter.

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

He’s tweeting, he’s occasionally visiting the two restaurants he likes, and he literally doesn’t get outside even to glimpse the sun:

When is reelection in Russia?

after Putins death

Putin said that Trump wasn’t a politician when he visited Moscow

HOW DARE PUTIN CLAIM HIS HOOKERS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICA’S. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WHORE.

Could you describe the idea you were going for by posting that video? There is no fucking WAY my finger’s anywhere near that play button.

And they’re terrible - fake band! Already in Crimea!

You know, they might as well see if the Ringling Brothers’ circus is able to preform. It’s gonna die soon, anyway, and represents an America that had its hey-day in the mid 20th century.