Toyota’s cheat day is the day it adds salt to the brown rice.

Toyota waits for the movie to come on TV before watching it, because why pay when you can get it free if you wait?

Toyota still uses IE 7 and wonders why nobody responds to her BBM messages anymore.

Toyota’s avatar is a snapshot of her cat.

Toyota likes reading, candlelight dinners, long walks on the beach.

Toyota doesn’t understand why its web browser has an “incognito” mode

Toyota’s guilty pleasure is a second glass of pinot grigio, but never on a weekday.

Toyota re-makes the GT-86 and calls it a Scion... oh wait.

Toyota goes wild once a week by getting into PJs and watching Dancing With The Stars.

The "that's funny" one was pretty good

Toyota gets prescriptions for sunscreen from his Dr. so he can use his flexible spending account to pay for it

Toyota prefers to have sex with the lights off

Toyota increases his 401k contribution annually

To be honest, I found them pretty funny. Didn’t notice it was all one dude til I saw your post

And I enjoyed every single one of them

Well that's a first. A dude replying 6 times to his own post.

Toyota’s favorite position is missionary

use it in abundance even if it looks like the bolt will come right out....

Make sure to spray your belts to keep them from climbing onto the couch.