Yup- but it wasn't just some magazine. I'm sure it was the classiest, most elegant porno mag the Eastern Bloc sold.

For some people, skin color will outweigh all other factors.

I know- a coworker of mine called Michelle Obama a "garbage person" and said he was glad we finally had a classy first lady again.

Trump is trying sooooo hard to pull that puckered orifice of his back into a smile. It's probably the first time any one has seen his teeth since Reagan was president.

He shat in his pants for two weeks to avoid serving in Viet Nam, but at least he wasn't high while he did it.

Trump's Trail of Tears will be the one that leads every immigrant ICE picks up to Mexico.

When Obama was trying to get the ACA passed, Boehner literally told him "You can give us everything we want. We're still not going to vote for it."

"I'm not a Trump supporter, but…" is the new "I'm not a racist, but…"

I thought we were the Judean Peoples' Front.

10. If you qualify for a lifetime pass, that means you've succeeded at something, which makes you ineligible for a lifetime pass.

Vinegar and water do not make for very legible ink, though.

Wasn't it a bunch of cucks egged on by FemiNazis?

Look- we all know that Bill stepped down voluntarily to save Fox News the headache of having to defend him in court against those lying women.

Trump's never lied, and he's never been wrong. Therefore, to be wrong is to lie, and vice versa.

At least the X-Men were originally high school students, so "Girl" is slightly more applicable.

Oh yeah- it's not 100%- there's also Catwoman- but Powergirl, Invisible Girl, Hawkgirl, etc., were hardly children when they got their names.

Also- while most male superheroes get "-man" appended to their names. female superheroes tend to get "-girl" appended to theirs, no matter how old they are.

Same here- and I've actually been to Cleveland.

"Obama only had the Patriots. I had every player in the NFL show up."

So- I guess it's down to Felicia Day or Eliza Dushku?