That was the National Enquirer, which also had pictures of Putin, Assad and Kim Jong-Un with the caption "Dead Men Walking".

Yes- it made me remember my grad school days fondly. In many ways, the only difference between South Bend and East Peck was the size of the population.

Both Carolyn Keene and Franklin W. Dixon (the "author" of the Hardy Boys books) are pseudonyms.

I don't know if anyone's mentioned it before, but is "Carol Anne Keane" a play on "Carolyn Keene", the author of the Nancy Drew books?

I was wondering how long it would take to get a Harry and the Hendersons reference into the show.

My wife pointed it out to me towards the end of the segment- I had to go back and watch it again. It makes me wonder how many other subtle jokes have gone right by me.

Depending on which direction you travel, an hour outside of Philly can be pretty rural and isolated.

The Great Seafood Buffet in the Sky

The "Keep your damn government hands off of my Medicare" crowd?

But what about the dog, Smartass?? What about the dog!!???

So, Universal for me, but not for thee?

Her face will go the same way as Emperor Palpatine KellyAnne Conway, all warped as the hate flows through her…

Luckily for her, the types of men that find her attractive also derive pleasure from the same sources.

I'm sure Tom Cotton had some input, too.

In my town, about 15 years ago, they tore down an old Victorian hotel that had quite a history (the list of celebrities that stayed there was amazing- everyone form golden-age Hollywood celebrities to rock stars to politicians) and replaced it with about 6 identical McMansions, all crammed together on one lot. Not…

I'm with you- our house was built in 1908. We moved in two years ago and, as we fix it up, we are still discovering lots of cool details that have been covered up over the past century. We have found brass footplates that were used to ring bells to summon servants, a lot of intricate scrollwork on hinges and…

When I lived in South Bend, Einstein Brothers had just opened a shop there, and most of the citizens of that fine city thought they would fail because bagels were "too ethnic" for Indiana.

Ancient Chinese secret.

We amplified our rabbit ears by putting aluminum foil on the ends.

It will be competing with my memoirs- For All Intensive Purposes.