I AM THE LIZARD KING!!!

Great now Gays can be as miserable as straight couples. Yippy!

Jesus Christ, STOP FUCKING WITH MY CHILDHOOD!

Right were it belongs...in the trash.

So what time we meeting up? I’m there and I got a set of bowels!

Bouncy bouncy bouncy! Are these boobs from Bloodborne? They seem to have the same physics.

Dude! Portrait mode video? Really?

Nice! A Bill and Ted reference! Well played sir. Well played.

I want to bang her in the flames.

I was in the theatre watching this and literally everyone lost their fucking minds. I think I shat myself when I saw midgar and the cloud’s spikes head in HD. Instant boner.

SHOCKER!!!!

Very well done. Even the ending was fitting.

Goonies is great and all but who’s a Goonies Enthusiast? Did I just wake up from a decade long coma?

“Hey Security Guard! Eat my ass! I paid good money for these tickets and if I wanna call Lebron a bitch I will.” said the White Bitch.

By any chance are they at the Prospect Park Zoo? I must know.

Or Thunder Cats

I too was going to complain about portrait mode. The Video camera shouldn’t turn on if the idiot operator starts the video in portrait mode. Come one people! Get your shit together. Shoot videos horizontally. Christ!

This was very well done. Bravo. It blows my mind that the Russians had the hightest casualties of all the countries involved. Like I said, very well done.

Who throws a dicks?

RAPE TIME!!!