I just wanted it so badly

RUINER!!!111

This whole thing makes me Dawson-like.

I really hoped this was the Nine Inch Nails song. I am disappointed face.

Does anyone else get the feeling that Kim K is Single White Female-ing Beyonce?

Wow. Sort of a Joaquin Phoenix level of method acting/commitment, then?

I appreciate your delightfully ironic screen name.

I will certainly believe everything that you say, but it doesn't resolve my magnificent performance art vs. written-entirely-on-LSD conundrum.

I am genuinely flabbergasted that Trapped in the Closet is a thing. I can't tell if it is next-level performance art or just attempted humour that looks like mushy-brained pop. Illustrative lyrics:

I wish I could give this more stars.

I hear you. Persephone is pretty bland. Vagenda is funny but in no way a community. Mother may be a whore, but she's still mother, so to speak.

If you want me to ruin it for you (as it did for me), check out the Rolling Stone interviews from a few years back where they pile on Carney's ex-wife, an easily-identifiable music journalist. Ruined, I tell you. Ruined.

Dude, really? I have all of the Black Keys' albums. All they talk about is 'Bitch be crazy and shit, yo' or 'Bitch be so hot she's making me crazy.' The only exception I can think of is Unknown Brother. The rest focus on the desire women make men feel for them, and the way men suffer for that. Don't get me wrong,…

Dan Auerbach does seem like an utterly unpleasant person (see: two Rolling Stone interviews with the band and the kerfuffle with Carney's ex-wife "cock-blocking" Auerbach). But Jack White also seems that way inclined. If anything, Jack White speaks of and represents women more in his work, but Auerbach does not look…

Garfunkel and Oates say it best:

I had my son at 29. I kind of knew I wanted kids, but I was fairly ambivalent about most things around it. But, like you, the timing was good so we started trying and I got pregnant pretty quickly.

I kind of hoped Rudd would come out with a courageous stance on this, but it hasn't even been mentioned lately. Le sigh.

I kind of hoped Rudd would come out with a courageous stance on this, but it hasn't even been mentioned lately. Le sigh.

An episode of Extras, which he was truly excellent in.

I'm far more interested in purchasing Lady Mary's eyebrows.