mrsbeeton
Montauk Monster
mrsbeeton

So...Vanity Fair was right?

There are two things to remember about this tragedy:

7 months since the announcement, things were probably over long before that.

This woman needs to lose custody of her minor children. No joke, no exaggeration.

I can tell you're a white guy from this comment, bruh.

Yeah, fuck Zora Neale Hurston and Shakespeare!

I really want to thank you in person for sharing that "tuna sandwich on a bagel" video.

men who would like to talk about that one time someone was mean to them on the internet, you can bring it right here. no need to clutter up the comment section.

shade within an article about shade? I love it.

its taken seriously in my agency (adolescent residential care). We just terminated a counselor for telling girls in our female residence which boys in the male residence were sex offenders.

I feel a great disturbance in the Tort, as though millions of HIPAA compliance officers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Not often you see something like this...you know, a woman in bed with a Notre Dame football player under her own volition.

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I heard it was a threesome and Lennay Kekua should have received photo credit.

Things got awkward when talking about their favorite position, as they both answered "receiver".

I know if I was an awesome 18-year-old football player I would definitely shoot for 42 year old porn stars to hook up with.

There are too many preschools.

Where is her GoFundMe page? WE ARE ALL TAN SHEN.

Ha ha, you said "so hard right now."

I have a favorite picture of Anthony Weiner!

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT A RENEE IMPERSONATOR WOULD SAY. I'm telling you guys we need to find the Real Renee this woman has her locked up somewhere