“Meet Brandon Dorner, an LSU student who thought a talk on how to seduce women (with the use of a blow-up doll, of course), would be the best way to win friends and influence people in his speech class.”

I honestly believe that half the time these dudes really don’t care. Like, they wouldn’t fight for equal rights, but they aren’t actively against things like marriage equality, either. They have to cater to the crazies, which is obviously an act of cowardice and oppression (not unknown to the likes of Obama and both…

Are you ashamed of yourself, even slightly, for being a witchhunter?

So true! If there’s one thing we white men love, it’s letting rapists go free.

That’s a pretty shitty thing to say about 12 people who haven’t done anything wrong.

I guess...by this case, I’m not sure why we have locker room separation. Not saying that people will pretend to be trans to get into the opposite locker room, but more that, well, wasn’t the point that you don’t have to see someone else’s differing genitalia? If that’s not it, why do we care?

I know you’re making a joke but it’s also a good point. I had my DNA tested after getting colon cancer (I’m only 39, and gave up beef for a decade, so you know, things didn’t add up. I’m cancer-free now). My dad had been doing genealogy for years for both my mom’s side and his and we thought we knew everything, but…

this has caused me to look at entirely too many pictures of tom jones and like, I’m believing it??? He looks like an older black guy here??? Am I going crazy????

Do you think Carlton would be upset or pleased at the prospect of a black Tom Jones? This is an important question people.

Slightly off topic, but the earlier article about Myanmar makes me think that from a religious stand point there may be an issue with all the women’s panties that have crossed his path.

Having ancestry you didn’t know about? It’s not unusual.

Tweet Beat is all beat tweets tonight. Not blaming The Messenger, just wondering how boring of a job it must have been if these are the gems.

Bitch, take some antibiotics and get over it. It happens. Especially if you choose to have bareback sex. Put some big girl panties on and buy some condoms.

One partner lies about sexual history is not news.

I really hope he didn't have symptoms because the idea of oral sex with a weepy dick makes my breakfast want to come back up.

Well, they mention him now. We’re now arguing, that a dude doesn’t get bashed thoroughly in a comment thread on jezebel? That’s a first! Do you get the irony in this? lol

your idea of what 4chan is apparently differs greatly from mine.

In all seriousness you probably should be going to a psychiatrist. You’ve got....something wrong with you. As it’s not healthy to weirdly lord over comment sections like you are some kind of authority about something that you have...clearly, no fucking clue about. That’s got a be a symptom of....something right?

Says the person who purports to know what every single person here “basically” saying in their comments.

Luckily, my significant other has encouraged me to keep a cool head.